Limp Bizkit and satellite collisions, oh my

I saw this on the crawl on CNN this morning: “Limp Bizkit reunites for World Tour.” Does Fred Durst need some money or something? And for CNN to actually think this is news worthy is really crazy.

Also in the news this morning, Russian and US satellites collided in space. So there is all this room in space, and two satellites actually collide? I’m guessing the Russians will probably blame us anyway. Sorry guys! Did we have satellite insurance?

Chris Brown was under arrest for battery. Supposedly, he beat up Rhianna, his girlfriend. Was his good-boy image just too much to bear?

And the Grammy awards were Sunday night. I think I speak for most of the country when I say “who cares?”