Thursday, April 14, 2005

An average day

Add this to the things that make me laugh . . . and probably only me. Why do weather people insist that an abnormaly cold day is "about 10 degrees below average," or colder than normal?

The average temperature is just that! AVERAGE! It is the middle of hot and cold. For instance, it's 10 degrees colder than the average today, but last year it was 10 degrees . . . . warmer!

OK, I'm done. for now.

Monday, April 11, 2005

El Tigre es en fuego.

Attention Golf World: You have been put on Alert Status.

Tiger Woods is back.

No more drought.

DiMarco folded better than a paper airplane. Mickelson, I can hear your knees banging together from over here. Singh, you officially have competition. Els, where have you beeen? Justin Leonard has been milk-cartoned.