Beating the Boredom Blues

So, I fractured my ankle on Saturday. I have been reduced to being waited on hand-and-foot. There are only so many times I can watch sports center. DVDs are about 8 feet away. Maybe Law and Order is on some channel.

An average day

Add this to the things that make me laugh . . . and probably only me. Why do weather people insist that an abnormaly cold day is "about 10 degrees below average," or colder than normal?

The average temperature is just that! AVERAGE! It is the middle of hot and cold. For instance, it's 10 degrees colder than the average today, but last year it was 10 degrees . . . . warmer!

OK, I'm done. for now.

El Tigre es en fuego.

Attention Golf World: You have been put on Alert Status.

Tiger Woods is back.

No more drought.

DiMarco folded better than a paper airplane. Mickelson, I can hear your knees banging together from over here. Singh, you officially have competition. Els, where have you beeen? Justin Leonard has been milk-cartoned.